Richard Hardimans Lockdown Diaries
Diary report 5: The Hardiman Diaries
Dear Diary Haven't slept. Lay awake from 3am worrying about the missing Easter Eggs, how to replace them while simultaneously googling "how to become Jewish in 13 days". Desperate times. Report 5: Day 4 Alcohol units: 55 Showers: 2 Facial hair: Jake Gyllenhaal (Rugged bordering on unkempt) Jogs: 0 Cat: 0 Dog: 1 Wife: 1 Kids alive: 3 Potatoes: 25 Father-in-laws: 1 Easter Eggs: Not enough My thinking on the […]